Brilliant though it was…and I’m genuinely appreciative that you posted the link…I feel I should point out that that was “A Bit of Fry and Laurie,” nothing to do with Monty Python. [Their famous sketch was a pet shop – with a dead parrot – not a model shop.]
What do you call a redneck doing Burpees?
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A Hiccup.
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Oh dear, how terribly embarrassing! My apologies sir, it shall not happen again! [:P]
I should have known that if it were Monty Python, it would have been Eric Idle and John Cleese.
DM I resemble that joke[:S].
What do ya call a wave of little people?
A ripple.
Say that 5 times fast.
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That, that, that ,that that.[:D]
Ok here is mine:
A gentleman decided to take his recently purchased corvette out for a drive in the country, to kind of let lose. He pulls into a gas station to fill up when a poor country guy pulls in on this mo-ped. Having not seen the new corvette he asked to get a closer look and as the gentleman was getting in he said it was okay just don’t drool on it. So the gentleman pulls out of the gas station and at about 20 mph the poor guy on the mo-ped goes zooming by. So corvette guy speeds up and passed him. At about 60 mph, zoooom, the mo-ped goes buy again. Corvette guy speeds up again and zips buy, but at 100 mph, zooooooom, the mo-ped zips past again. Astonished corvette guy catches up to him and tells him to pull over. So corvette man gets out and goes to the guy on the mo-ped, who, flustered and out of breath says “thanks for stopping mister, my suspenders got caught in your car door!”
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I am a Miami Dolphin fan, but, back in the 80s they were lousy, so a bunch of jokes came out, like these:
What is called a Dolphin player with a Super bowl ring? A thief
What is the safest place during a tornado? In the Dolphin stadium, there is never a touch down in there.
What do you call 40 multimillionaires watching the Super ball? The Dolphin players.
What is the difference between a dollar bill and the Dolphins? With the dollar bill you can still get 4 quarters.
Joe
Are you sure these don’t apply to the Detroit Lions?
Sorry, can’t let this go bye.
As much as i love Fry and Laurie, Blackadder would not be the same without them. Fry is almost royalty and also on the board of my home cities football club.
But, you no more confuse the true Masters of British comedy than you expect the Spanish Inquisition.
Or know the air speed velocity of an un-landen swallow
Or deny to a crowd of fanatics that you are not the Messaih
When really, your just a very naught boy.
But i like the idea of useing that link for the Me GB.
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