While I know that COVID can be very serious and life changing. This joke does not mean to minimize its serious nature or terrible effects on people we know. This is only an attempt to decompress and have try to make things easier to deal with. I saw a joke recently that I just have to share with my modeling friends…
" Now let me get this straight, our survival over COVID-19 is directly related to two things;… the density of people, and the density of people".
Amid all the things going on in the world today we can all use a few jokes to take a breath and keep tings a little lighter. Please keep this joke line going (and remember to keep it rated “G” or “G-like”).
Well, I’m at the emergency room [:(]. This day has not been good. I got the chance to go horse back riding, something I haven’t done in a while. Big mistake. I got on the horse and started out slowly, but I got cocky. So we started going a little faster and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. And when I tried to stop the horse, I couldn’t stop him, he must have gotten spooked or something. He was out of control, so I decided to try to jump off the horse, and instead, I fell off, but as I was falling, my foot got caught in the stirrup , so the horse was dragging me. And he wouldn’t stop. Every time I screamed at him to stop, the horse went faster. Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn’t attempt to ride it again. [:P][:D]
Three statisticians go on a hunting trip. An hour into the woods, they spot a deer. The first statistician raises his rifle & fires, missing by a foot to the left. The second statistician takes a shot, but misses by a foot to the right. The third statistician jumps up and down, shouting “We got him! We got him!”
Guy goes to a yard sale and picks up an old lamp. He brings it home and starts cleaning and polishing it and POOF a genie pops out.
Genie: ‘I OFFER YOU A WISH MASTER.’
Guy: ‘I thought I got three wishes?!?’
Genie: ‘INFLATION MASTER, WE CAN NOW ONLY AFFORD TO OFFER ONE WISH.’
Guy: ‘Well, I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii but living here in the continental US and being phobic about ships and planes could you build me a bridge across the Pacific so I could drive there?’
Genie: ‘OH MASTER, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE DIFFICULTY. THERE ARE ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT STATEMENTS. THERE ARE ENGINEERING ISSUES. DO YOU HAVE PERHAPS ANOTHER WISH?’
Guy: ‘Well, my wife and I got into a fight last night. Maybe you help me to understand how women think.’
Genie: ‘MASTER, ABOUT THAT BRIDGE- WOULD YOU LIKE TWO LANES OR FOUR?’
