Model "CRETIN" has struck again

Yeah, I’m a happy victim of this strange, intrusive person who keeps breaking into unsuspecting modelers homes and contaminating there stash of model kits.

I must have startled him on my way in from work because he left the place in a hurry.

We did manage to corner him but he got away. Someone close by caught it on video

http://content.collegehumor.com/media/movies/midget_kicking_ass.mpg

I could only hope the rest of you will be saved from such a tramatic event

Hey that’s mine! The '42. So the Cretin now has a name, ‘sortation facility’ huh? I’ll have him on every milk carton from here to Siberia unless he returns it to Canada Post post haste.

Dreadfully Slow Group Build anyone?

You’re weak by the way. And I know weakness, Senator. Was it the triple dog dare?

Can I have him back please? I’d like to talk to him about Rent vs T-34’s.

Yeah, the cretin recently hacked into my PC today and ordered me a 1943 version from greatmodels.com. This despite the fact that I had sworn off buying any more models for the rest of the year.

I feel such a fool for being hacked by a cretin (sounds faintly naughty, doesn’t it?), but I feel an even bigger fool for buying the big Tamiya King Tiger (just put-put, not full option) only to spend half as much money for this Trumpeter kit, which is ten times the kit the Tamiya KT is.

Ah, one more large expensive unbuilt model in my basement! Thanks a lot cretin!

mmmm i wonder if the Cretin could come to England?
maybe its too risky for the Cretin here, his arch enemy is here, Wifes and Girlfreinds or the one hes scared of Pregnant wifes

Burgoise purveyors of excess! So many kits you have to stuff them in your closets like so much dirty laundry. Oh the revolution is not here soon enough when we will all have kits like this, swimming in styrene.

Now that you have it…where are you going to put it once its finished? hmmmmmmm?

Hmmmm…I shall watch closely for the little guy.

hmm … if i give you my address could you forward it to him. please…hmmmm…pretty please…

joe

I think whoever started the original alarming T-34 thread has bagged more victims than an actual T-34. How any have fallen victim so far, four? With more on the way?

Man, you are so UNLUCKY. I have been inviting that criminal or whatever it is to my home for months now and still nothing. He-he-he. What does he wants? Me to keep my doors open at night? LOL.

Dispicable ! Not only is he a Cretin, but a theif as well !

I’m right up to schedule on your 2006 Group Build. I have it penciled in 2006-2008

Ausf,

I am definetly weak, my father smelled of elderberries and my mother was a hamster. I didn’t stand a chance with the triple dog dare and Renarts elequently stated “fifth grade-na,na, aguement”.

Phroosh - you can have him back - I don’t expect to see him back for a while

Gotta chance to oogle and caress this kit last night. OOOOh it’s nice !



Does that make you a silly English persons, you.
Is this kit the ‘Grail’ of the armor modeling world?

I think I’m going to have to drive to this sortation facility myself.

Might want to be careful isn’t that what Frank Perdue uses for his chickens ?

Dwight,
It’s kind of like dating - you don’t want to seem too desperate

Hilarious guys. Glad we can all laugh again at such heinous crimes.

Jon and Mike, my apprentice and I laughed all the way to the van at those posts!
Our willpower is going to be tested when those puppies start appearing in our stores in Australia. Luckily we only have generic wife and girlfriend, not the much more powerful and terrifying pregnant varieties!

Good point Jim.

Dwight, if it is indeed the same cretin that started his reign of joy happiness terror in my closet, I can tell you he likes cheap domestic beer and pizza. Perhaps you could leave a slice of supreme and a six pack out overnight and see what happens? Apparently works with Santa Claus.

Oh my god! Look at how tiny those tank riders are! I never knew the T34 was so … big! See that, the T34 was also the inspiration for the Maus. Nazi copycats, at it again. Thanks to Trumpeter for finally getting this right.

I have plenty of room for this thing, built and unbuilt. The issue for me is not storing it. It’s building it. Too many hobbies, too few amphetamines. I mean, too little time.

Wow, that…is…big

ok going to make sure i get him here. a case of beer and two pizzas. hed better show.

wait is he like santa and i have to be asleep? if that is the case then i could be in trouble.

joe

I left a trail of Bass bottles up the driveway to get my Tiger. The pizza has was sausage with lots of fresh garlic.
He should be easy to identify, he will be the foul-smelling, swaying guy wearing a ‘sortation facility’ T-shirt.