Foolish Modeling "disasters"

Has anyone ever done something either out of clumsiness, foolishness, etc. that resulted in a modeling disaster? I, for one, have had my share of them:

-sitting on the left wing of my 1/48 Monogram Liberator (whoops![:)])

-dropping my 1/350 USS Fletcher on the floor (thank god it wasn’t finished!)

-painting the hull of my 1/480 Yorktown “backwards” (red hull sides and gray waterline, how’d that happen?)

-accidently crushing my Gillow’s balsa wood P-51 by placing a fully loaded model box on its shelf (I never got around to fixing that…)

Come on, don’t be shy, share with us your darkest modeling secerets[:D]!

How about trying to strip paint with lacquer thinner… made a nice melted mess out of everything!!

Doh!

M.

hi , a freind recently turned up at a model show , with his display of aircraft in boxes all neatly packed , but left the props at home in an other box. cheers ian

Knocking a full bottle of Tenax over on a just painted natural metal Tamiya 1/48 F-84G. There was no way to salvage it.[:0]

I’ve never had any problems…yeah right!. As a teenager building Revell’s 1/32 F-14 I had a glue melt down. I applied glue to all mating surfaces. While screwing with the glove vanes that had to be trapped between the halves the glue dried. I ended up smearing glue all over the seams and everywhere else to compensate. After a few minutes of frustration that model went airborne and came to an abrupt meeting with the wall[:0][}:)]. That was also how my spares box came to be. Every time I open my spares box I think of that momement.

I have many other stories that I shall keep between me and my model bench[:)].

Darren

Gee what a fun topic … brings back many great … and not so great memories …

This by far isn’t the only “dumb” thing I have done on or near the old workbench over the years … but, let me share this post I recently placed in the Community Building Project forum …

Hi fellow HORNET builders …

Update … cat jumps up on builders workbench in middle of the night and takes 1/48 scale F/A-18 HORNET canopy for cat toy.

Builder upset … but deep down knows that it was his own darn fault … he knows better than to leave parts lying about in his absence.

Embarrassed, but wiser builder has continued to build on the now ill-fated HORNET … seems a shame to walk away when it is starting to look like a proper aircraft.

Builder does have a plan B … start … even at this late date on the Revell 1/48 scale F-18 Blue Angels HORNET he has on shelf.

… and that is one of my sad tales …

all in all this still beats work

My disaster was in picking up a T-62 to show to a friend. In my haste to show it to him, I forgot that I had been eating buttered popcorn. After taking it off the shelf, my buttered fingers dropped the model on to the floor of the basement. I hadn’ t intended to simulate the damage caused by a TOW missile, but it sure looks that way now. I keep it as a reminder to not mix buttered popcorn and models.

What about this one… In my early days, tiring of having nails and bolts clanking in my model aircraft, i.e. nose weight that came loose, I once tried to put molten solder in the nose of a A4F Skyhawk… That one ended up in the garbage can…

LOL, DJmodels. I think I did that too! Also, I am a bit dyslexic (spelling?) and I once put the national insignia and the “USAF” on the wrong wings!

Pat

I guess we all have done that bubbamoosecat…! Somehow, it is a common mistake to put US stars upside down. Don’t understand why, but it’s like that!

about seven yaers ago i built an airfix B29 kit without any mishaps. as was the way of things at the time i strung it to the bedroom cieling.so far so goodit was there for about two yaers until the day i put on a thick jumper,to get into the sleeves i used the “overarm bowling” technique.yes you know where i was standing,yes im six foot tall.withthe jumper still over my headit hit me pointy end first and then smacked into the floor.removing the jumper i found it on the floor in two perfect halves with only the nose glazing popped off.it still awaits repair

Several years ago, I was working on the Revell 1:48 A-6. I think it was just after they came out. Filled the nose with lead shot for weight and covered (literally) it all with Testors tube cement. At that age, I had no idea that the tube cement would actually melt plastic.

Ended up with a nice “pimply”, sagging nose cone.

Oh yeah. Just remembered another one. Found a “acrylic laquer” paint that had the exact color of green I needed for a mello yellow race car I was building. Applied it on top of the gloss black enamel paint and sat there and watched it all just slide right off the sides of the body.

Although, I will admit, I’ve never seen a cleaner piece of plastic once it fell off.

I’ve made a few screw ups myself.

I overdid the nose weight in a 1/72 CP-140 Aurora and the landing gear are really starting to show it. I’m still deliberating on the best fix to that one.

My first model contained my first screw up, it was Monogram’s Snap Tite 1/72 F-4 Phantom II. Excited 7 year old that I was, I put one of the wing insignias on backwards, so the top of the star was pointing to the trailing edge of the wing.

Not long after that, I stuck the radome on Revell’s old 1/48 F-16 on upside down. I fixed that, though in hindsight it was interesting to see it have a General Dynamics family resemblance to the F-111 as it had a bit of a turned up snout.

There’s probably several more of my screw ups that aren’t in my mind at the moment, I’ll add more when I remember them.

In the meantime, have any of you ever dealt with someone else’s screw ups? Several years ago, I came into the possesion of a big box of finished models. Some of them were damaged beyond repair, but some could be salvaged.

One that could be saved was Monogram’s 1/48 B-25 Mitchell. I started pulling it apart to correct a few things that its first builder had done wrong. I was pulling lumps and lumps of plasticine nose balast out and something small fell out and hit the floor. It didn’t sound like plastic or metal, on closer inspection, I found it was a little glass tube filled with mercury. Can you believe someone would be that much of a bonehead to use mercury as nose balast?! How long have we known it wasn’t good for our health and needed special procedures to handle it safely? Longer than plastic model kits have existed, thats for sure.

Luckily, it didn’t break open and spill all over the place. I quickly ditched the Mitchell in a garbage bag, not wanting to know what else might be lurking in it that had no place in a model.

We’ve all screwed up on a model at least once, sometimes worse than others, but I can’t think of one screw up that I’ve done, or seen any one else do that tops that mercury nose weight.

I once painted a star upside down on the wing of a real airplane!!! [:I][:I][:I].It was a stearman. I was using a stencil on the bottom of the wing. Boy did I catch a lot of flak from that one. So paint mistakes are not limited to models only.

Darren

Well, screwing up is like anything else, if you’re going to do it. do it right! :wink:

upnorth,

For the most part I agree with you. The only problem is, if I screw up to big at work, then the airplanes make those noisy landings[:(]. Those pesky pilots are so picky[:)].

Darren

Building a 1/72 Vac-U-Formed airplane. I was wet sanding the stabilizers and after about 5 minutes of sanding, I realized I sanded the skin off my fingertips as well. I had to wear band-aids on my fingers for a few days, cause everything I touched hurt. Even washing my hands was painful.

Reading djmodels1999 post reminds me of the time that I too needed a little ballast for the nose of an A4f Skyhawk…“.Why a little squeeze of this Squadron Green Putty otta do the trick.”

Not really a disaster but a “learning experience” …[:D]

When I was about 13 (after months of whining and pleading), my folks got me an airbrush for Christmas. The first thing I wanted to paint with it was the interior tub for an AMT modified stocker. I mixed the silver paint 1:1 with thinner, attached a full can of propellant and adjusted the air valve and needle wide open. (wanted good coverage, you know?) When I hit the trigger, a truly amazing amount of paint went into the center of the tub and immediately blew right back out into my face. Thanks to the memory of that huge silver fog, I never forget to check my settings.