Please, God - say it isn’t so! Somehow, I knew that guy was no good! [*-)]
~ Cobra Chris
What the heck!?!?! He’s got a pistol!!!
What happened??? Did he pawn his light saber and need the money to get it back???
Come over to the dark side! We have cookies!
The Dark Side is apparently stone broke
you said a mouthful…
You think building a battle station the size of a small moon is cheap? [:D]
I don’t think Palpatine had paid off the first one when those dang rebels blew it up.
‘Why can’t I ever have anything nice…’ Palpatine
Naw… the Real Darth would use The Force…
“So uncivilized.” -Obi-Wan Kenobi
It’d been funny if he ran into Comic-Con to hide:
“Police arrest 38 Darth Vaders as suppects for bank robbery”.[:D]
Someone managed to snap the getaway, with Vader on his TIE Fighter Scooter;
Oh how the mighty have fallen!
First the Empire becomes an equal opportunity employer, then Darth hits the sauce, goes on a drunken crime spree, and now the scooter! Nooooooooo!
Mighty have fallen…nah, if Darth Vader had these stormtroopers on his payroll they would have defeated Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke before they even got off Tatooine.[;)]
Why would you want to leave on the first place