The security driver learns Webster’s second meaning of the word “clearance”.
Gip Winecoff
“Hats Off” to the nice photo
The ground crew was not happy with the design of the new pitot cover.
How to pi _ _ off the Safety Officer. Or, better known as, “Aw Sh _ _ !”
Darwin, O.F. [Alien]
“Scene from round 4 of the Army/Air Force annual “chicken” match. Air Force won again this year, 7 - 0, extending it’s unbeaten streak to 37 years”
Everyone knew that Bubba’s days at plane dodging were over.
Bubba, to the news crew: “That tornado done took off muh roof! Danged tornado sounded just like…just like…it sounded just like a jet fighter! Yeah, dang tornado sounded like a jet fighter aero plane!”
Mucker: where in N. KY are you? I’m in a northeastern 'burb of Cincinnati.
Easiest way to convert a hardtop vehicle to a convertible
Ranks right up there with a half-shut garage door.
Roof fishing: “Hey! I got somethin’!!”
(Or, if you wish-)
The Air Force budget, being tighter than ever before, raised a few eyebrows with it’s new breed of cheap underwing ordinance.
(Or, finally-)
Jets hate mini-vans.
You do realize that really is a Tornado?
<Insert ripping/shredding noise sound bite here.>
Devil Dawg: Yeah, that’s the play on words, if you will…you know how rednecks are always on TV after a tornado, saying “Sounded like a freight train comin’ down the street” ? I replaced freight train with tornado…I thought “tornado sounded like a jet fighter” was better than “tornado sounded like a Tornado”.
I dunno…
“Crew Cut”
REO to Pilot: I told you it was a highway and not our Landing strip.
MA: I live in Hebron and work in Erlanger
“Beware of Low-Flying Aircraft”.
Course, the question I have is quite simple…did the plane hit the vehicle, or did the vehicle hit the plane?? I tend to lean towards the latter.
Jeff
Ahh…wait a sec. one more
“Shave and a haircut - 2 bits”
Thanks to the Air Force Chrysler was able to release the 2006 Jeep convertible on time and under budget.