Caption This!

New week, new picture

How about: “Not exactly what I meant by COVER ME!”

Pfc. Markowitz helped redefine the term “student driver”.

Gip

Quick! Throw some water on them!

darnit subfixer, you were faster than me
Tank student- “teacher, where do baby tanks come from?”
Tank instructor-“When a mama tank loves a daddy tank…”

jason, that’s funny because the picture is called “making tanks”

Sad, but it was the first thing that came to mind. The second was cheesy porn music

When the soldiers became bored, the usually enjoyed a quick game of leap frog.

or

“Well, on paper… this looked like a good idea…”

I told you to NEVER use the cell phone when you drive!!!

Yo, sarge. We should have tipped the valet better.

“You know, the captain has really been riding my ass”

Lock the thread, no one’s topping that last one. [(-D] Thanks, jmorgan_11, that made my morning.

M.

what actually happened here?

PS no, that’s not my caption[;)]

“Who let Stevie Wonder in the drivers seat?!”

DID I tell you to back up,#$%%^ hole!

Did the closer one rear end the other, or did the top one come off the berm? I’ve seen that happen before, I hope the TC and Gunner were down.
As far as a caption…
If youve ever wondered why you had to dismount and ground guide youre vehicle, you now know…
or
A terrible accident on 1 st Cav’s take your son to work day
or
The last moments of little Danny’s “Make A Wish” weekend ended in tragedy when…

M1 Abrams Group Build 2004-bloopers

To be said in a Jaques Cousteau voice

“Through ze lens of ze camera, we can observe ze splender, of the mating ritual, of two, fertile, M1 Abrams, as they carry on ze miracle of ze circle of life”

Tank commander to Driver. “RAMMING SPEED”, all ahead! Semper Fi, mike

hey! go easy on us student drivers![:D]

Well, it just wasnt the same as monster tuck rally.

Ok SGT you are here by demoted to PFC for zigging when I told you to zag.