The title says it all.Apparently,a guy named Nostradamus predicted an apocalypse(Preferrably Zombie) for 2021 in the 1500’s,and thwe internet is going viral because of it.The belief went as far as the CDC creating instructions on how to survive it.As if there wasn’t enough bull going on in 2020/21.
I’m sure if we all wear masks, we’ll be fine.
Yeah, a bit of sarcasm. World just seems to be getting more stupid every day.
All I can say is,
It’s about time !!!
Can’t wait to see the world " re- set itself…
( now, … where did I put my zombie repellent ? )
As an FYI, the CDC thing…which was really a clever and very effective spin on pop culture…actually dates back to like 2011.
And even if you accept the possibility that Nostradamus had prophetic powers…there is a wide range of opinions on what he actually wrote, and what it might mean if he did. He wrote in a dialect of French that is fairly obscure even by Medieval standards, and most of the supposedly ‘meaningful’ translations are demonstrably in error…fiddled with, to fit historic events.
But as to zombies…hey, 100% real, no doubt. Should be a hopping year. [:D]
I know,right?I’m 100 percent agreeing with you.
Wait… you mean it’s not real? Darn it! Now what am I going to do with all this toilet paper?
Gary
I would suggest (tounge in cheek) sending it to a certain city on the Potomac…the zombies can use it.
Completely agree. Its really easy to call something “prophetic” when you’re fiddling with it to make it fit something that has already happened.
I don’t think Nostradamus could have predicted the speed at which misinformation moves in the modern world. Most of the time these days, the fear of something does much more harm than the actual thing itself could ever do.
A favorite song comes to mind on this one:
In 13, the beast is rising
The Frenchman did surmise
Through earthquakes and starvation
The warlord will arise
Terror, death, destruction
Pour from the eastern sands
But the truth of all predictions
Is always in your hands
~Die With Your Boots On
Iron Maiden?
Yup! [H]
What happens is those that have been vaccinated for Covid19 are vulnerable to the change. The messenger RNA in the vaccine is susceptible to solar radiation. There’s a series of massive solar flares that engulf the earth in solar radiation mutating the mRNA. It now modifies the host’s central nervous system. While not truly dead like in the tv shows and movies, they have been changed and are no longer like you and me. Their cognitive reasoning is severely impaired and they are reduced to basic primal functions. Feeding to survive becomes the issue as they viciously attack and devour any mammal, including humans. Due to their depressed nervous system they do not feel pain and are difficult to deter and thereby kill. They can only be killed by destroying the brain stem. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the first to turn, having been vaccinated 1/20/2021 oddly enough being a numeric palindrome 1202021.
Totally agree on the vaccine thing effing up people,but I don’t think it’ll go as far as turning people into zombies.
The human race will be destroyed by the internet.
He’s kidding.
I am Nostra-John-us. I can see 
I’ve always said that 24 hour news networks and social media will be the downfall of western civilization. What I didn’t see coming was big tech disabling.
But my story is true, look into 2021 solar flares. [:P]
I thought we’s already had this, back in the Seventies…
You and I know quite well what may happen.[;)]
The vacinnes bad? Did you see Divergent? Wait a minute, I already had my second shot, oh nooooo…
Then again it could all be the fault of ZOOOL.
Either way, look out.
Is it too late to get me some of those green tipped zombie bullets?
It’s probably in the Bat Copter, next to the Bat Shark Repellent.
Pat
They’ve got some of those green tipped Zombie bullets at the range near me. I couldn’t believe people were buying them. Well, OK, I’ve got a bridge over a swamp for sale. Anyone interested?[;)]
Jim [cptn]
Stay Safe.