OK have at this one…
- Caterpillar unveils it’s new all terrain weapons carrier… oops… back to the drawing board.
the forklift succeds at a daring attempt to catch the bomb before impact. huray[:D]
“Hey sarge, what was the time delay on that fuse?”
Skipperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
due to cutbacks in the airforce this is our latest low level bomber
Excited about the first day on his new job, Oswald believes he is loading the top secret Stealth Truck . . .
see…told you it was a dud.
joe
with all the men away fighting the war the women had to pick up the slack in the factories… this is one job that would have been better saved for a mentally challenged man 
LCpl Smuckatelli ponders the Gunny’s decision to send him back to forklift school, as he rubs the spot on his hind quarters where 10 lbs of flesh used to be.
“I am an excellent driver…Excellent driver. Yes, Judge Whompner comes on at 4. Yes an excellent driver”
Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!!!
in other news, the canadian army has announced a decision to purchase 500 caterpillar universal carriers. as one infantryman said, "They really do a bang up job!’
Paddy’s attempt to become an Al-Qaeda suicide bomber failed miserably
Foreman: “Has anyone seen the driver?”
Worker: “Yes, about 20 minutes ago. I believe he is still running.”
Lucy the Truck Driver: “I promise Charlie Brown, I’ll keep the truck’s parking break on.”
(In the quietest voice ever produced)
“nobody…move”
Eric
The driver must have been in the Navy.
It’s the new Forpedo
You want me to what with that forklift and bomb?
The defense of Berlin- 1945.