My modeling 10 commandments for woman.

10. Spend no more than 2 hours a day on a model… not 5…You’re wasting brain cells in her eyes.

11. Never go to IKEA in a Snow storm. Even if you have a 4x4 truck and its convenient.

12. Telling her to get a hobby so she gets off your back is unacceptable.

13. Do not rush to finish models, enjoy them.

14. She is first and she is second.

15. Dont try to piss her off so you can spend more time modeling in the man cave.

16. Always tell her that you love her and she should be happy i am modeling than at the bar with the local hussies.

17. Sit next to her when your in the construction phase. If you make a mess she may kick you back to the cave.

18. Always wear comfy shoes when going to Vegas… and bring a rut sack for the all you can eat buffets… Thanks Uncle Eddie and Eric.

19. Dont let her know that your discussing this to complete strangers… Due to geek factor increase.