"The last secret SuperPanzer"

The war is coming to an end, and Der Fuehrer calls out his last remaining secret weapon!

The end result of years of planning and german engineering under his guidance!

The suspense builds…

…as he awaits the results of the latest SuperTiger.

Well, what did’ya expect?

There’s some more interesting stuff here:

http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2007/04/tank-accidents.html

Thats great made me laugh [:D]

I thought it was more an asss-ault gun than a super panzer…

and this is why you don’t want to be close to a tank in combat… also from the same site

Classic case of Allied Intelligence getting the wrong name! That was a Burro Bumbar![;)]

[#ditto] That’s just two much. But, really it likes like a field mod to me.

Grizz

“What Eeyore did in the military”! [(-D]

And who said the Germans didnt have a sense of humor lol…

…Guy

I’ve seen that photo before…but some new things stood out to me this time around…

  1. There’s a camo scheme on the Panzerfaust war-head!

  2. The solder has a head-set on and it’s “hooked up” to the “radio” gear.

  3. Something’s funny with the shadow profile on the ground vs. the panzerfaust…maybe a photo-shop bait-and-switch?

Either way, someone definitely has a sense of humor… [(-D]

I assume that this super secret panzer has solved several problems facing late war German armor designs-

improved ground traction and mobility, final drivetrain issues finally fixed

lower profile

lower crew requirements and training

no glowing exhaust pipes at night

improved weaponry to deal with new armor designs

but sadly, this prototype displays a decided lack of crew protection, possibly a trade-off of protection for mobility and speed?

…and don’t forget–it runs on bio-fuel! [(-D]

Hmmph. No signs of field-applied zimmerit

Back-blast venting may be an issue.

Very weird…that’s a panzerscheck shield on the burro…and is that a windage measuring device mounted on the arse, or a badmitton racket???..

It’s zimmerit fur… self applied and self replacing…[swg]

Hey guys,

I thought you fellas might have some fun with this. I know the replies that you’ve sent back on this have me nearly crying tears with a belly-ache on this end.

A$$-salt gun…brum-burro…hah, he, heh, ha, ha…

Rofl

This is the best laugh/lift that I’ve had in quite some time. I’m “still” laffin’…

Have a great day! Steve

Some of us have too much time on our hands. I include myself. We could offer to take up the slack on the WGA strike, except that’s been settled. Never mind- back to work.

A$$-sault gun. Sheesh. :stuck_out_tongue: Good one, Shecky.

A self-propelled, self-fueling, self-guiding (with strong encouragement!) anti-tank weapon system that can be converted to boots and lunch in a crunch, plus the ability to eat its way through the bocage… Brilliant! Call Heereswaffenamt immediately!!

Well. I guess if we can have horsehide flight jackets we can have a$$-skin boots . . . .

I thought that every German tank comes with pioneer tools.

How come this one no pioneer tools ? [:-^]


Ben