Patton: Thanks for the free trip to the dry cleaners I need it
Patton… You’re touching me…
Patton to himself…“This guy has sweaty palms just like everyone else”.
…patty cake patty cake, baker man…
…ike: i dont get it…bradley and patton get a tank…and i …only get a jacket…jeffl
George, did you say “Pull my finger”?
Bradley: “Hey guys I’m here too!”
Patton to himself: I liberate France, race all the way across Europe killing thousands of Jerrys, loose hundreds of men, and all I get is a lousy handshake.
Now that you´ve marched across Europe and defeated the forces of evil, whate are you going to do next?
I´m going to Disneyland!
Ike ‘Why are you both wearing helmets, is there a war on or something?’
Karl
Ike to Patton in low tones:
‘Who’s the gimp?’
Karl
George why are you wearing a chamber pot on your head ? Did you lose your cowboy hat again ?
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Bradley didnt tell you we were going to the prom?
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You couldve sent us word it was minus 5 in Bastogne.
Bradley “HA HA George, de Gaulle kissed me.”
Patton: thinking to himself : What’s this fool smiling for, I wanna smash some commies!
Now George, You make nice, stay out of trouble, be polite to the brits, ruskies and who ever and I will think about it. Do you hear me George? Do yeh? I hate when you just stand there a smile at me.
both thinking to selves, “oooo that feels good”
I’m glad I don’t have to kiss him! I’ll save it for the elections!
Ike: Sooo, where are all the swimsuit models? Dang it, I wanted the C47 to the Bahamas!
Ike in a whisper: George, does he always stare at people like that?