Testing , Testing

I wanted to try something and I guess this is the place .There was a man , a simple man who met a computer . The computer spoke a language so strange , the ordinary man didn’t understand it .So he tried and failed attempt after attempt . Now after that attempt at learning the computer blew a fuse and the man had a headache . So who won ? methinks neither .

Nope , still didn’t come out right . I didn’t write a glom of words , I punctuated and spaced .What gives ?