Super Glue Instructions

A friend my mine recently introduced his wife to e-bay. Now she spends all day maxing out his credit card. She got several packages of super glue and gave me a package of six. Here is what the instructions on the back say.

Superglue is well protected to design leakage or drop the nozzle, especially designed.

When spreading with finger, do not touch so when rubbed with cream will melt away.

Do not eat or drink so doctor can fix if problem with contact.

Apply to one side, remove fat with washing and with alcohols or solvent.

Give a slight moisture onto the wild suffaces when difficult to bond

Keep out of children.

?!?

Scary!

ROFLMAO

AHAHAhahaaaahahaha * deep breath * Aahaaaaahaaahaaha

And we thought model intructions were bad!!!

I hope it’s really super glue!!![:D]

Eric

“Super Glue” is not a generic name. It is the brand name of a cyanoacrylate type of glue.

WT?!? and I thought teenagers couldn’t talk decent.

Err, aaah, ummm, uhuh, yep I think?? I thought some instruction sheets were bad, that is a bewdy!

And just think - somebody got paid to write that!