While visiting SSMAP for an airshow, General John P. Jumper walks up to Roadkill and a conversation begins…
General Jumper: Mr.Roadkill, the United States Air Force would like to give you $100,000.
Roadkill: General, what have I done to deserve this?
General Jumper: Nothing, yet.
Roadkill: Well, what do I have to do? Just name it; want me to wash the VC-32?
General Jumper: No, not exactly.
Roadkill: Then what do I have to do?
General Jumper: You are a member of the FSM forums, are you not?
Roadkill: Yessir, I am! Want me to build a model of the VC-32, or maybe the VC-25?
General Jumper: No, not exactly.
Roadkill: Then WHAT?
General Jumper: We want you to help us with a little public relations work.
Roadkill: Sure! Whaddya need me to do.
General Jumper: Well, in order to help cultivate interest in the Air Force among the young modelers of the USA, especially the post-rugrat types, we’d like you to start a group build on the forum.
Roadkill: SURE!!!
General Jumper: We’d like it to be a Thunderbirds group build.
Roadkill: General Jumper, please accept my cordial invitation to the theological place of eternal punishment.
General Jumper: Oh yeah!?! Screw you too, buddy!!!
Roadkill: walks away in a huff AF AH…
General Jumper: walks away in a huff in opposite direction Model geek…
Unbeknownst to General Jumper, BlackWolf is also at the SSMAP for the airshow and has overheard the entire conversation while pretending to snap pictures of the booth babe at the ‘Planes R Us’ aviation memorabilia and collectibles tent.
Well, he wasn’t pretending…
BlackWolf: running up behind the General GENERAL!!!
General Jumper: Who the hell are you?
BlackWolf: I’m Steve-O, aka BlackWolf, also a member of the FSM forums.
General Jumper: Oh, yeah. I heard of you. You’re the idiot who spends four hours a day on our website.
BlackWolf: I’m also the idiot who spends eight hours a day at the USN website 'cuz, frankly, it kicks the USAF website right in the a**. I’m also of the opinion that the Blue Angels make the T-Birds look like a buncha whiskey delta converters.
General Jumper: You have a point, they suck. But they’re all we got.
BlackWolf: You could always hire ‘Snort’ to fly the Skyblazers Sabre and ditch the Underbirds.
General Jumper: No, he’s a Squid type.
BlackWolf: Okay, just a suggestion. But I’d like to help you out with the PR thing.
General Jumper: I thought you disliked the Air Force.
BlackWolf: I don’t dislike the Air Force, General. I just dislike the Blunderbirds Thunderbirds.
General Jumper: And you’d still want to help us with this Blund…er… Thunderbirds GB thing? Why?
BlackWolf: $100,000, right? Who wouldn’t do that for $100,000?
General Jumper: That Roadkill character, that’s who.
BlackWolf: Yeah, well I’d be willing to do it. I may like the Blue Angels more than the Thunderbirds, but for a hundred grand? Hell, I’ll even wash the VC-32 for 'ya.
General Jumper: Naw that’s okay, I’ll just take it to a Robowash.
BlackWolf: Suit 'yerself.
General Jumper: So when are you gonna get started?
BlackWolf: April 1st sounds good…
How 'bout a ‘Demo Teams of the World’ GB?
Fade to Black…