She is hot, and wearing a WM uniform. Thats awesome.
But Gillian… looking at her is like looking at the smiling face of God!~!~@#%@%^
She is hot, and wearing a WM uniform. Thats awesome.
But Gillian… looking at her is like looking at the smiling face of God!~!~@#%@%^
I’m confused. I’m still trying to figure at what point this thread transitioned from “Ron deserves a free subscription” to “Ron deserves a free subscription personally delivered and read to him by Gillian Anderson.” [:0][;)]
Dont even tease me.
Im seriously considering becoming a tour operator in Kenya because thats where she met her loser newspaper photographer fiance.
Its funny because I am sitting here watching “The Mighty” right now for the Gillian 10 minutes she’s in it.
3 words: Catherine Zeta-Jones…
hubba hubba hubba…
anybody got any pro-built badjer airbrush kompressors???
Right… So I think I’ve stopped laughing just long enough to put my two cents worth in (its criminal what this sort of laughter will do when you’re trying to pull off a convincing splinter camoflage job on something)
Yeah, give Ron his free FSM subscription, it doesn’t have Gillian Anderson centrefolds or nothin’ but that free image posting site he made up for us all is more than I could have asked for from the forum.
On the matter of the Hollywood gals, can’t argue with liking Gillian Anderson or Caterine Bell (I’d cross the border and join the Marines if she was standard issue!)
I haven’t looked at Hollywood girls in some time, why agonize yourself drooling over gals you’ll never get the time of day with anyway?
… Mind you, Nia Vardalos is VERY hard to ignore…
OK OK Give Ron that free sub and whilst your feeling generous i’ll have GIRLS ALOUD all five of em. they would probably kill me but what a way to go. HeHeHe Greg
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The votes are finally in.
I will be moving to Los Angeles this winter to pursue acting,
Ron, I hope that’s not a typo.
Pursuing actors is also called “stalking” by prosecuting attorneys and is not looked on favorably [:D] I can see the headline
Gillian Anderson files stalking charges against a man going by the name of RonUSMC. The defendant claims he was “pursuing acting”.
The prosecuting attorney said he is not amused.
full story at 11:00 [:D] [;)]
Eric
Headline news at 11:00
In today’s leading story, Gillian Anderson filed stalking charges against RonUSMC today. Ron claims he was “pursuing acting”, however police found RonUSMC stuck halfway in a window that jammed as he was trying to enter the actresses residence with a plastic tank model in one hand.
In a statement Ron claimed that it all started with him waiting on a reply from dvoss when all he wanted was a break on his FSM subscription. Ron states that the “eternal” wait forced him to start fantasizing about Gillian and after that he blacked out and doesn’t remember anything.
RonUSMC will be examined by medical personnel to determine his mental state.
The prosecution stated, “It’s a sad state this fellow is in but that does not excuse his behavior. He keeps rambling about Gillian and Tigers and FSM what ever that is. We will prosecute to the full extent of the law.”
And now for the weather…
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Eric
ROTFLMAO
In a small video clip shown on E! Television today:
RonUSMC is rushed from the courthouse and screams " What exactly is the 21st century definition of stalking? Is it showing up not invited or something? Because thats all I did. I want to say a special thanks to my sponsors Testors Model Masters Paints" as Ron is pushed into the back of the car.
puts a Crest Whitening Strip on front teeth
Headline two days later:
The man known only as “RonUSMC” is totally cleared of all charges and has recieved international celebrity status for his antics.
Stay tuned to this same station for the world premier of his new prime time variety show (every court created celebrity has one of those now, right?)
The premier show includes a feature of how to scan a photo of Gillian Anderson into your computer, print it to decal stock and create your own custom nose art for your favorite modeling subject.
Hmmmm…I predict VH1 will do a Where are they Now: Celebrity Stalkers show and RonUSMC will be prominently featured along with interviews with a bewildered Gillian Anderson as she looks for a new house far away from hobby shops.
gets Gillian Anderson tattoo on right butt cheek
There is a joke in that post, but I don’t think Finescale would let me get away with it [}:)]
pulls out Born on the 4th of July tape… dusts it off
is in a Tom Cruise is the coolest, in a non-sexual way, although there is nothing wrong with that