Here’s a picture that needs some captions
For starters:
Okay, …
…Fritz wants the Weiner snitzel happy meal,… don’t forget his toy
…Hanz wants the #2 sauer kraut and bratworst, … hold the mustard
…Franz wants the just the #7 “Hitler cakes”
Here’s the money and don’t screw it up !
“…left hand blue… right foot yellow…”
“…ooh! I see it! Its a naked lady on a kettenkrad! Those magic eye 3d pictures are so cool…”
“…und from zare ve taking ze pencil from ze dot number 13 to ze dot number 14…”
“…what does this say?” “toiletrolls” “and this?” “bread…” “umm… this?” “toothpaste”
‘Nein, I’m tellin you, Russia is this vay, see? und England ist over hier! Then, und only then, we vill get ze rest of ze vorld. see? OK let’s go…SCHNELL! SCHNELL!’
“See? Zat is how you effectivly draw a bunny…”
Nein, I vill still maintain zat ze ears are out of ze proportion of ze vhiskers as you have drawn zem. Zey muuust be shortened by at least a millimeter. Zat is my position.
" Can you boys do this with your tongue"
Vot are you talking about? Zis is not a normal bunny, zis iz ze uber bunny, ze bunny of ze zird reich, ze bunny zat vill last for a zouzand years! Und zat is vy ze ears are 1mm larger…
‘iz zat vat amerikanen pinups look like? Ve MUST push forward’
hahaha, too funny! [:D]
Ach du lieber! Haven’t zu read der fuhrer’s new directive concerning ze Uber Bunny? it clearly zays zat all ears shall be no less zan 6.5 mm larger und of course blonde und zat is it! Und it vill be designated ReichRabbitUberBunny or ReRaUB IIV in abbreviation.
ReRaUB IIV? Who do you zink you are kidding? Zat vould be ReRaUB III. I zink zat you are pulling my schnitzengruber… I could have you shot for zis…
Zis iz zee place, right zhere. Albuquerque. Ve zhould have made ze left turnz at ze Albuquerque.
Eric
Schwein… You are dizzzzzpicable…
Of course I meant VII Komerad, I vas just testing your loyalty to ze Party, You have passed…please join me now, ‘Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber a…’
Oooooooo! You guys are SO politically incorrect, shame on y’all. Besides, these guys are Wehrmacht, party affiliation isn’t that important, but finding hats and helmets that fit might be.
Anyone else now to sign this petition to the Fuherer to pay us extra if we invade the USA?
See I told you hitler is a woman see for youself
… hey, what kind of funny mustache do we put on Hitler’s picture ?
Good one, yellowjasper. Subtle but succinct.
“…and this is a picture of the Fuherer in a Tutu. I took it at the Theatre last month.”
Others in the photo:
"Let me see, let me see. "
“You’re holding it wrong, what’s written…”
“I’ve got a much better tutu than that…”
Guy on the right…“Are we there, yet??”