Murphy was a modeler

Any holding device - tweezers, clamp, etc. - that delivers enough grip to hold the part will break the part.

A three-cent resin or photo-etched part will fall and hide until about two hours after you have spent $10.00 on a complete spare set.

The shelf life of paint is inversely propotional to the cost.

Cats LOVE models!

The curing rate for glue between the part and the tweezers is about 10X the rate for glue between the parts you are trying to bond.

What else? I bet y’all have got some doozies.

CA glue will develop a steel-like bond to anything it contacts, except what you want it to bond to. ( I guess that’s the same as your last one)

how about you find you tube of misplaced glue 5 min after you come home with a new tube

You’ve held a part in place for a long time to get the glue to bond.Then you see that you’ve put it on upside down or backwards.

Rod

A part will be attached to the sprue at a point carefully designed to do the maximum damage to delicate details.

If part “A” must, absolutely, without question - really, REALLY MUST - be attached BEFORE part “B,” the reverse is also true.

A Southwestern US law: The more tightly you seal your display case, the more dust will get in.

Corrollary to that: If dust settles at some rate, “R”, on the diecast piece of junk your brother-in-law gave you on Groundhog Day, it will settle at “R-squared” on the finest piece of work you’ve ever done.

The day after you finish a model you’ve based on that super-accurate and authentic [need I add expensive?] reference work, someone will post irrefutable proof that it’s baloney.

Same will be said if you scratchbuilt every part and detail on this model, only to have a complete kit come out in the same month you have finished your scratchbuilt one.

you buy a model for 49.99 and find out the next day someone is selling it for 32.50

These are all gems and this needs to be a sticky!

This isn’t as clever a the others, but I have found it too true:

Any irreplaceable part (scratchbuilt or expensive PE) will spring from tweezers and break new ground in Physics, finding a doorway into another dimension.

While researching, you will find reference after reference on steam power plants for ships’ boats (even Imperial Nepalese Navy Admiral’s Barges) in endless, repetitive supply. This will appear to be to the exclusion of what you are seeking information about.

Until you try to find that info on Imperial Russian Steam Launches for someone under time pressure . . . (‘could’a sworn there was 15 dozen monographs las’ time I looked . . . )

Aftermarket items, even short-run cottage items will not appear until you have clumsily decided to show off your “well, that’s going to have to good enough for now” hack scratch builds.

(To that, let me appologize, it’s probably my fault that there is not aftermarket 1/32 or 1/32 bar armor for VN Riverine craft–I just can’t pull the trigger to lead with my embarassment first )

Like in the article in the latest FSM, used parts from a A and C Mustang to make a B and then Tamiya came out with one.

You go to the store to pick up paint, look at the glue and say, I don’t need this, I got a full tube at home.

You go home, you use the glue for 5 minutes, and a hole pops in it!!!

David

quoth CapnMac82:

While researching, you will find reference after reference on steam power plants for ships’ boats (even Imperial Nepalese Navy Admiral’s Barges) in endless, repetitive supply. This will appear to be to the exclusion of what you are seeking information about.

Until you try to find that info on Imperial Russian Steam Launches for someone under time pressure . . . (‘could’a sworn there was 15 dozen monographs las’ time I looked . . . )

Yup. I finished a B-17 a while back, and afterward, someone asked me for provenance on something I’d done on the kit. I’ll be dipped if I can find any of the dozen or so photos of it!

Hahahaha! This is what I was going to add as well!

Let a black part fall on a snow white carpet and you’ll play hell finding it. But let a needle fall and you’ll be hopping on one foot in no time.

LoL! Used to have a great huge threatening to bury a person stack of After the Battle. Never could find the photos in them that I remembered seeing. Cured that problem by selling’em off .

I just now remember another Murphy. If you have to drill holes to mount things for specific versions/items/whatever–you will forget to do that only after having achieved the most flawless seam & joints possible. Then, when you temp fate and sand the finish off jsut bit past bare plastic to get the holes to barely show through as halos–you’ll drill out the wrong ones . (What do you mean, there’s no such thing as a transitional A-7D/E?)

no part is too large to lose

How true that can be : I misplaced a 3 foot long hull for an rc hovercraft once on the attick, and after 7 years, it’s still missing [banghead]

That mysteriously missing (but essential) part you’ve been searching for (for HOURS)… WILL magically re-appear…about 5 minutes AFTER you finish scratchbuilding a new one…

I hate Murphy…

Carefully removing a part from the sprue trying not damage it will always result in it flying through the air and vanishing into a wormhole.

Regardless of the size of the workbench, there will always be exactly two (2) square feet of clear work area.

Two sqare feet? How the devil do you manage that? I don’t think I’ve ever had half that. But here’s another one of Murphy’s jewels:

No matter how much crap you have on your bench, the tool, paint, or part you need is never there before the glue dries.

Thats what my wife said when she went to do her nails!! Mea culpa