How about some captions..

See how many we can get with this one.

I don’t think we should tell dad about this. Let’s just say some green guys drove his Humvee.

Got Beer?

The incident that finalized Evel Knievel’s retirement…

World’s most expensive floor jack.

That sort of makes a pretty good caption itself, Chris…

Parking by touch

Matt

Driver: I uhhhh…meant to do that…runs away

See I told you it would go over anything.[:D]

‘Ya know, I thought I felt something’

Pvt.Jones report to the 1st Sgt…you have to explain when you were told to park the C.O’s HUMVEE in his parking spot. Wait till he moved his P.O.V.!!!

Dorothy brings back a present from the Land beyond the Rainbow.

“Hey down there, can you please check my exhaust pipe it makes a strange noise”.

The MP’s are really cracking down on excessively loud stereos.

yeah, those bling-bling rims are sweet,
but check out my carbon fiber floor panels!

‘Honey, I don’t care what the road rules book says, Hummer’s always have right of way.’

Hummer Driver: ‘But Officer, I swear I was rear ended by an M1 into that car’.

“Simon says…two tires!”

‘The Fast and the Furious 3-GM’s Revenge’

Proving in a publicity stunt, to the California Humvee Society, that their military version is just as capable as the ones with a 20000$ sound system.

I SWEAR officer, It just jumped out of nowhere!!

I didn’t do it, that’s not my humvee!

South Dakota senator after escaping prison was caught soon after his stolen National Guard Humvee got stuck

The new protection for american bases, the crushable car

WHEN GOOD HUMMERS GO BAD a Fox special