Ok all of you stop thinking sick thoughts. You know who you all are! [:(!]
nah, i’m j/k
Anyone have any ideas how to get my gf and her sis out of my hair for a few hours? I’d like to get some work done on my M1 build. [:D]
Give 'em $20 and send 'em shopping.
make it 40 because 20 will run out, then theyll go. AH… WELL U NEED TO GIVE US MORE!!! HOW DO U EXPECT US TO MAKE U GO BANKRUPT IF U DONT GIVE US ACESS TO UR WALLET. and then theyll walk away. They do that do, refrence, a friend of mine. she didnt say the bankrupt part, but i know thats her aim.
get them outside and lock the door
Buy them some rubber stamps and some paper, then send them into another room to play.
Send them to a ‘chick flick’ I hear there’s a new Stephen King movie out.
Send them to the pet store to look at puppies.
Give them $50 each and send them shopping
Tell them they look like they’re getting fat and send them to the health club (this of course will cost you thousands of dollars before they feel ‘thin’ again)
Buy them a couple of snap together kits (the new VW Beetle and the Jetson’s Saucer Car have lots of girl appeal) and let them work too!
Leave the house yourself and take your model with you.
Eat beans and… they’ll leave.
Belch a lot. They’ll leave.
Ron
simple, yet effective.
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Just mention something you need from wal-mart, even a simple $1 thing, seems to keep my wife gone for hours. Of coarse that $1 will turn into $100 before she gets back!
I have four sisters. YES, four everyone. One word pal. Shopping[:D]
Well, if shopping doesn’t work, try beer and White Castles. The after effects should clear them out of the house. [}:)]
Just give them your credit card, that should buy you enough time to complete the whole model, and more…[:)]
“Give them $50 each and send them shopping”
If I do that, it’ll leave me open to much greater requests…[:-,]
"Tell them they look like they’re getting fat and send them to the health club "
If I did that, it’d be a good way to ensure that I’d have months of no modelling, as I’m fairly certain my broken and bruized body would just not be able to sustain any work.[xx(]
Hmm, guess it’s the shopping trip
Send them to a sappy chick flick that she has been wanting to drag you to for some time.
Send them to the beauty parlor and tell them to have their hair and nails done. That should keep them off for sometime.[}:)]
It might be more expensive though.[V]
OK try this. Get a piece of cardboard and the worst smelling enamel or lacquer paint you have in your inventory. Spray! and I mean spray and make sure that they smell it.
That’ll drive them out of the house in a sec.[:D][:D][:D][:D]
If they compain that the money isn’t enough: tell them to go to mexico!
movie would work.
say you spilled alot of glue on the floor!
I don’t have this problem because i buid models in my room in the basement that can be locked:)
Smoked herring and a nice stout beer usually empties my house pretty fast. Ever smelled that exhaust? Nasty!
I’m with Dwight, when the wife starts hangin around a bit too much, I break out the rattle can of clear coat. I call it my “Karen repellent”. Oddly enough she calls it the same thing.
Well, its been a while since I had a girlfriend, but lets see what I can remember…
Shopping, can be good, but depending on the girl, it may become a regular expectation for you to provide for.
Movie, not bad, kills a couple of hours, providing there’s anything showing that she wants to see.
My last girlfriend detested grocery shopping unless I offered to cook dinner. If I did that and supplied a shopping list and the money (include a couple of things on the list you wouldn’t find at a regular grocery store) she’d go all over half the city to find everything on the list. That of course put me on the hook for cooking, but it also got me those couple of hours uninterupted for model related stuff.
Give them near unlimited funds of cash, and tell them that they should take a relaxing day at the day spa, then they can go crash at the mall, with the remainder.
or there is always Valium
good one guys but you forgot the most improtant one and i will keep it clean. ask the g/f for whoopie time and that will get them out of the house or give you the ol headace routine[:D][:D][:D][:D]
The primary way I get to work is while my wife is asleep. Keeps her hovering around and finding me “chores”.lol Lately I haven’t been able to touch my Abrams because she has been sleeping at the same time as ME![V]