Captions, please

I found this pic today, and I can’t resist the temptation.
Have fun !

Man’s first attemp at a “Cattle-put” was less than successful

introducing ‘horse-power’s’ half-brother - ‘cattle-power’.

" IDIOT ! Whatever dope you used on the canvas must be attractive to cows !
They’ve chewed the whole TAILPLANE OFF !!! "

Well, Sigfried…NOW what???

“Early monogram model”

“Fred decided to milk the publicity surrounding the first flight for all it was worth!”

“Franz’s claims about his new power source were derided as a load of bull!”

“John decided it was false economy not getting a proper wind tunnel after all!”

One critter to the other. “How fast did you say we have to go to get this thing off the ground?”

Richard

“Didn’t someone say they were glad cows don’t fly?”

how much horse power does she have?

Thad

It was a reliable aircraft, but it had a really bad gas smell coming from it.

how long will it take these cows to fill up the gas tanks

id hate to be the target of that cow bomber when it drops its load.

Introducing the new Farm-O-Matic! Yes, one simple device can plough your field, pick your corn and milk your cows all for the low, low price of $20! But wait! There’s more! Be one of the first 15 callers and we’ll send you and a friend for a twelve second ride on the revolutionary “airplane”!
[:o)] [:P]

Seriously, though, I recently read that this is how the luftwaffe was getting Me-262s to the runways because of the lack of fuel!

After the war, the Russians didn’t have the resources to produce jet fuel to fly their newly aquired secret planes, so they had to revert the the one resource they had in abundance. Methane.

another failed attempt at early aviation. this is a picture of the backwards brothers and their first attempts at propulsion. although the design of the airframe was way ahead of their time the propulsion system had much work to be done.

joe

The long taxi to the end of the runway became affectionately known as “An Udder Drag !”

The first B-2… “B” indicating Bovine.

Instructor to trainee: I’m gonna slap this cows butt, see… and if you can hold on for 8 seconds, you pass turbulence training.

The elves’ early attempts at powerplant development did not meet Santa’s speed or altitude requirements.

…I’d better stop here before I fall into the cornucopia of cow puns

Nein, The family name of my brother & I is pronounced Goatha, there is no need to milk this joke further!
Pete

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GOT MILK?!

ummmm…wheres the beef???

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joe