It’s been a while, here we go…
Here’s mine…
Ach du lieber! Ze var ist over! Ze var ist over! Wunderbar! Vait, Vait,…Vhat? …Vhat?.. Ve surrendered?
is that a periscope in your pocket or you just happy to be here…??? awww thats wrong…
1940’s cigarette advertisment… just about as helpful and honest as they are now…[V]
“Ve have no veaopons of mas destruction…and d Americans are no vere near Verlin” says the father of Bagdad Bob
“What a nice day”
Hitler lights… half the tar and nicotine… all of the flavor… Buy them now… OR ELSE!!!
Zees new laxatives given to me by ze fruerer velly do help. Franz! Throw up a voll of paper.
I’d drive my Stug a mile for a Camel cigarette !!!
Free bagels? Oy vey, count me in!!!
Over the headphones, “get your motor running, Headout on the Highway, Lookin’ for adventure, and what ever comes my way…”
“I spy with my eye a restaurant that begins with the letter H.” “Hooters ahead!!”
Even if we are out of gas, out of ammunition, loosing the war, low on morale, and are going to be POW’s soon, I just enjoy being the panzer comander!
[(-D][(-D] (My daughter and I play that game)
I just farted and the rest of the crew is still in the tank!
Speaking to the crew inside: “What do you mean the allies have landed? I am the one with the periscope and I don’t see a thing!”
" Ve hef tventy rounds of HE,Tirty rounds of AP,a full tank of syntetic gas ,its midnight oont ze dviver iss vearink sunglasses.
Hit it."
I’m sorry.I can’t stop at just one with these things…
“Hey Otto,zese new head head phones are ze cats pyjamas. You can fire zat damn noisy cannon all you vant oont I can still hear De Fledermaus on Radio Berlin just fine!!!”
Ze Klose Up zmile!
Ha now ve vill be able to overtake zat swein Schumacher in Zer Ferrari
Jenson hit zer boost button, blow zer spaghetti crap avay!
Check it,
My name is Hanz, I’m a lyrical wonder,
And with rapstyles on this mic, I’m bringin thunder.
oh yes I whirlwind with the physical tatics,
My microphone stunts is doin’ backflips.
I’ll travel the coutry side killing Russians,
See if you can keep up with my percussions.
Say yeah, Say yeah
Frank’s German cousin Franz Sinatra will now croon Deutschland Uber Alles . . . .
(is it just me, or does he look like a young Sinatra?
“Mit dees leetle Perizgope (roll the ‘r’) loogink devize vee can project nize pictures all over zee plaze. Und! Vatch zee movink pictures mit out eeven leeving zee Schussermovingturtlethingie vee’s drifink een!”
Translation:
"Dude! With this little periscope thing, we can show flicks. Chya, you just put the projector at the other end and whoa, instant popcorn time! "
Ron
Boy, I just flew in from Berlin and are my arms tired…
and one more
“GGGOOOOOODDDD MMMOOOORRRRNNNIIIINNNGGG Deutchland!!”