Have fun with this one.
My own:
UFO : Underwater Flying Object
Pilot : “Blop blopblop blop blopblop”
Copilot : “Blop blop blopblop blop”
Canadair’s new amphibious aircraft…the copilot was heard saying…“Hey Cap’n, what’s this plug for???”
Reminds me of when I was wee, I collected the polystyrene flying gliders out of the newsagents. I wasn’t too good at the old reading, and spent the next few years thinking the Battle of Britain was won by the Submarine Spitfire, which could escape the dastardly Hun by going into underwater mode…
Two years on, my research is much better…[;)]
Actually, I’d be about 5.
As to a caption? Dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun…
This is what happens when you ask a floatplane pilot to ferry [(-D] a normal plane from the factory to its customer.[D)]
That’s not water, it’s Future. They are getting it ready for the markings. The tail has already been done. And the wind screen will be crystal clear.
Calypso 3
“We all remember the Flying Sub from the TV show Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea”!
I knew I lost that toy twenty years ago, but I was darned if I knew were it went. Now I know.
Discount Aircraft Companies ‘new’ cabin pressurization test!
and this is the first plane to use the new Atlantis airport
“Extremely confused after a night of binge-drinking, the pilot of this plane mistook it for his '69 Boston Whaler.”
“While attempting to feed off of Chrysler’s success in the late 60’s, Piper’s new Barracuda never really made a splash with the general aviation market.”
"Pilot Bubba thought this was what his intructor meant by “Water-cooled engines.”
ROFLMAO
Having mistook the dock for the runway, Captain Pete began wondering if these things darting past his windows was flying fish or some weird previously unseen bug.
Who moved the carrier?
Seattle proved wetter than expected!
Karl
Hey Captain I guess it was wise to put the periscope in the rudder.
Variation on a joke:
Wife: Honey, something’s wrong with the plane.
Husband: What is it this time?
Wife: I think the fuel pump is filled with water.
Husband: You dont even know where the fuel pump is! Where’s the plane…?
http://www.jawsmovie.com/jsounds/jaws2.wav
It’s Bruce!
PRAISE BE TO ALLAH…THE IRAQI PEOPLE FINALLY HAVE A SUBMARINE…NOW WE WILL SHOW THOSE INFADELS!
From “Aircraft Maintenance for Dummies”… ‘Soak your aircraft to loosen and remove stubborn dirt.’