Well it appears he has captured on film a very disreputable person actually breaking into his home and planting an “Academy Tiger kit w/interior” into his stash.
Just so happens his girlfriend was out of town and it happened to be a kit he was oogling at his local hobby shop.
First - if anyone recognizes this perpetrator - please let him know
Second - I think there maybe some good captions here !
…yelling into another room…
“No dear, how could you possibly imply that I bought a model kit with the money you gave for the baby’s formula !”
Mr Phroosh:
As you may or may not know, The Potsdam Conferences created my organization, The New York German Armor Task Force, giving it worldwide jurisdiction. We deal with all matters concerning criminal acts involving German Armor.
It has come to my attention that you have been victimized by such an act. Due to budgetory constraints, we can not investigate this petty crime in person, however we do demand that you forward all evidence to us for inspection. We will inspect said evidence, including painstaking assembly, so as to bring this criminal to justice. After our lengthy investigation, we will return remaining evidence at your expense.
Failure to comply will result with in my forwarding this information to our enforcement group leader, Lance-Corporal Michealvk of the Somewhere Near The Hague (SNTH).
Our budget is currently committed to our upcoming investigation of the Great Barrier Reef. I have long suspected towards the war’s end, Germany had placed an entire Heavy Panzer Division in plastic bags and sunk them for future use. If you have any information regarding this, please forward.
ammendment: In addition to the investigation of the great barrier reef there shall also be a thorough inquiry into the little umbrella’s in cocktails served on the Noosa and Goldcoast boulevards.
And with a wave of his hand this crafty magician has done it again. Changed a sherman in a box into a tiger in a box. Amazing. Later in the program the phantom magician will show the audience how the trick is performed.
In an ever increasing effort to bring Shermfreak and other builders of American armor to the Dark Side of the Dark Side, the Tank Fairy has been hard at work… Of course the large cash payments from the group of German armor fans hasn’t hurt…
OR:
“Really honey I think you’re gonna like what I got you for your Birthday!”
Remember when you said you don’t know one tank from anyother? Well, this is the one you gave me for Christmas a few years back… I’m just dusting it off… might even build it."
OR:
(with an ‘Igor’ voice: … yes, he’s back again…I see I’m not the only one to see the resemblance! lol )
“I’ll justht hide it in the closthet for you Masther!”
Illustration 1: The initial “appearance of the Intruder” photograph from the movie Signs, shown above, was so frightening to test audiences that M. Night Shyamalan decided to cut back on the shock value and redesign the intruder to something slightly more benign. Test audience members were literally jumping out of their own skins and running skinless around the theater. One man bit off his own head in a moment of sheer terror. The significance of the photo of the tank is one of the enigmas of the movie which film afficionados still debate to this day.
“Oh this? Oh, this is just, cough cough 50 dollars, worth of plastic in a neat little box, thats all. Oh you want to know why there’s a picture of a tank on it? Oh well, um, thats because-sorry, gotta go do some work for my job at my modeling workbench”
(In the best British safari explorer voice)
As seen in these rare photographs, the Australian Modeling Ape, or Buildicus Tigerus, is a very elusive and easily startled creature. Note the way he holds the prey, an Academy Tiger, in his arms, as if it were his own children. Very little is known about the Buildicus Tigerus, unlike his Candadian counterpart, the Shermanus Maximus, or North American Modeling Ape.
Oh dear…[:O]
Someone hasn’t being paying attention to the forum…[B)]
I’m gonna get you Jim![;)]
Very funny guys, I’m glad you got a laugh out of my “intruder”. I am afraid the GF may be able to recognize the perp though; she has had problems with him before![:I]
