"I thought I told you guys to pull the plane out of the ditch.Not take it up for a joy-ride and rip the wing off! …or this! 
Never, never ever let the wife park the patrol bomber!
Oops! I had the silly thing in reverse!
[(-D]
Seaman Smith never did have very good depth perception…
Dude, what are you going to tell your Dad?
…DAD!!! Can we keep it???
“Wait until you see the other guys’ plane!”
Did I do that??!!
Soulcrusher
i told you there was not enough room to paralell park between thoses other two PBY’s!!!
Soulcrusher
You said you were heading STRAIGHT home after leaving the officer’s club!!!
…My dad has the ultimate set of tools…I can fix it…
I’ve heard of being on a wing and a prayer but this is ridiculous!!!
Crew Chief to rookie pilot:
"Ensign Jones, that is NOT how you trim the aircraft!!!
Brian [C):-)]