I knew the runway looked a little narrow last Night" 
Someone told me to mount an aircraft aerial on my roof to get the best scanner reception.
Philo’s Idea for a “Fly Through Diner” needed to have some Reconstruction !
With the home built airplane nearly done Ted realizes his first mistake.
Okay, I’ll toss one out there…
“After searching for hours for a new house, Bill, finally finding the perfect one, wanted to make sure that no one else got it, and as a bonus, was able to start his exterior decorating right off the bat.”
[#toast]
Dave
Ooo, here’s one…
" Krikey!, here we have another Carnivorous plant, the North American Pitcher House-Plant. This plant lures it’s prey out of the sky with the wonderful aroma of Av-Gas. It’s beautiful, wonderfully camoflaged amongst the trees. Just another great example of the fact that not everything in nature is what it seems."
Honey! I’m Home!!
They told me the aircraft was STOL!
Mike T.
Who put that building in the middle of MY runway?
Darwin, O.F. [alien]
OK… admittedly… this is one of those “first thing that popped in my mind” deals…
“Tellygram for Mongo!”
Bombs by Bellanca
Okay! We’re down…everybody out…and, uh, watch that first step!
This is what happened to Daywalker (Frank) after his first flying lesson.
Jon how come it always smells like Bar B Q right after you make a post?
Thad
House Buyers: When will we get to meet the owner?
Realtor: We are flying him in to… OH! There he is now! CRASH*********
“You order the double anchovies?”[?]
Jim[4:-)]
It was time to retire the reindeer. Santa Claus was testing a new, improved way to deliver toys to all the good little boys and girls.
Well, you always said, just drop in any time, so I did…when’s dinner?
Brian [C):-)]
Introducing the newest concept in mobile homes.
Tony’s obsession with building a cockpit for Microsoft Flight Sim went too far.
Hey like you’ve never made a wrong turn before!
Soulcrusher
Officer I swear I wasn’t drinking.
Honey, what do you mean you made a mistake? You said it was time to go to the hospital.