I like to think some german teenagers went joyriding, with a little to much beer in the drivers compartment…
and that is why a tigers cannot be lowriders…
“Diamonds are forever” deleated scene James Bond gets a Tiger 1 to escape the police
Fritz just knew the schnaaps was a bad idea!
Wittmann in his early days…
“Hans…scoot over to your side. We seem to be tipping”
And after that, tankers were given a weight limit
Early tiger prototypes had the problem of nearly the entire weight located on the right side of the hull, thus they would tip over. Some adventurous junior officers tried placing track links on to ballence it out-needless to say that didn’t work.
Not even our Tigers could escape the clutches of those vicious thorn bushes.
The High Command’s new ‘Destroyed Panzer Ambush Camo’.
rock-a-bye, panzer, in a ditch by the road… you’re ugly as sin and slow as a toad…
Sitting back and taking pictures, the Americans enjoy their victory. Watching their secret project, called in code, George Thorn Bush, devour it’s prey.
OOOOOO!!![:p] Got another one!!
When times were getting rough for the allies… they could always rely on superman to help.
or…
The SS could never describe the force of the wind that day in 44…
or!..
As father tried to change the spare track, the children got ahold of the camera.
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towards the end of the war german tankers were getting younger and shorter, much shorter, to over come this german engineers devised a “flip switch” to allow easier access for these short guys however it was decided a “ladder” would be much more practical
This is what happens when a Tiger gets sideswiped by an Elefant. [:O]
In the slums of Berlin, adventurous youths install ‘hydralics’ which are popular in american autos, into their tank…needless to say, once again this caused a problem when they got to close to a kettenkraftrad filled with young ‘film starlets’…
"I don’t understand…Steve McQueen made it look easy in ‘Bullitt’ !!
Ok, so it wasn’t a porsche model…
I told you to lookout for that soft sholder.
…well, at least it wasn’t the Porshe model.