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To get it started:
"Okay, We’re here ! Buella’s Bouncing Beauties Strip Club - Where the men are men and the woman are too ! "
Holy Moley Stash you been eating that Kapusta and beans again…
General Stolichnaya takes Stalin’s ‘not one step backwards’ to new heights by gluing entire platoons to their assigned tank.
THE STALINGRAD GAZETTE
Ringling Brother’s Circus Comes to Town!
With the Great Clown Shortage of '42, Stalin’s boys do what they can to keep the kiddies entertained.
One lad in the audience was heard to exclaim, “Gee whiz, I didn’t think soldiers were EVER gonna stop coming out of that thing!”
A good time was had by all.
Last rest stop before Stalingrad…
frosty[:)]
one word…TIGER!!!
… and gunny yelled “anyone seen my contacts” as he loaded another round.
Another game of see how many Russians will fit in a T-34.
In late 44, the Russians developed their own poor man’s zimmerit anti-magnetic defense “Ivan on a stick”, which consisted of soldiers bolted to the armor to keep mines from sticking.
“Early soviet explosive reactive armor .”
Free toilet paper at the mess wagon, last one there is a rotten…!
After Boris takes his boots off you can surely tell that he is in need of some Dr.Scholl’s foot powder.
Recess!!!
“Who Farted!?!?!?”
Boris- O god! I cant breath
Nickoli- HELP! i cant see
Boris- IVAN! we told you no more beans!
Ivan- What it wasnt me! You dont smell your own.
(group turns to look at vasili)
vasili- what? (looks around)
(group jumps off and crew abandons the tank leaving vasili there)
boris- you should have saved that for when we reached stalingrad…
vasili- sorry…
a real shakespere play if i do say so my self =D
This proves that Spiderman is a copycat!
I have three grenades and four pins…hmm
QUICK, camouflage the tank, make it look like a platoon.
Simon says: “FREEZE”
OOH, OWW, OOH, OW, YIKES !
I told you to put up the sunscreen ! This what happens when you leave the tank sitting in the hot parking lot for too long !
[:D][:D][:D] Hysterical !
Not wanting to break up the team, the Russian Synchronized Swim team was assigned as one tank crew.