I second what shermanfreak said, give yourselves a pat on the back – these are hilarious.
Here are a couple of mine…
“PRIVATE, I told you to STOP at the top of the hill!!!”
Husband to buddy, “The wife took the truck to go shopping in the city. I hope she doesn’t get lost.”
Bumper Sticker - I brake for Krispy Kremes. [;)]
A former member of the gymnastics team started his first day at boot camp today.
Actually the ally Rover block is not based on the small block Chevy although it is a GM design…it is in fact an Oldsmobile, the alloy “B.O.P.” engine of the early 1960’s. When GM could no longer absorb the higher cost and unfamiliarity of the aluminum block the design and tooling was sold to Rover in Blighty and they have cranked 'em out since. A much better design than GM’s second aluminum engine, the ever popular and reknowned VEGA!
This engine has powered everything from TVR to Morgans and a whole lot of kit/replica cars in the UK.
Rick[8D]
Hey Bob I just got new front brakes,check this out.
Please make sure that all food trays are stored and your seats are in the up right positions folks because we are in for a rough landing…
Look mom no hands.
I told you that we couldnt go up hill in reverse.
You’ve been watching those monster truck races again havent you?
NO BRAIN, NO PAIN !!!
Well… I knew it was based on an American engine, so I stand corrected, but at least it was ballpark… I’m not all that big on anything else other than Land Rover. Sad really.
Nice pic nice jokes Not nice situation because 1/ guess how i know and2/ front airdams for rangerovers are not cheap the same goes for spot lights. The only one that i can think of is -SIR the training sargent isn’t angry, he just wants to know how sir did it?..Gregers
Gregers, it sounds as if you’ve been in a situation similiar to that in the picture.
Ho yes its the reason my wife won’t go offroading with me anymore. the front of the rangie took off followed by the back which threw the front down HARD as well as the affore mentiond damage it also bent a steering rod and hurt like hell for a few hours but to testify for the strength of the vehicle i still drove it 26 miles home and it only took about 4 hours to repair
Too funny LOL…[:p][:p][:p]
Watch this!!!.. Followed by AH @%!*…!!!
This was not suppose to be here!!
Wanna see that again!!
Its in the back, I’ll get it for ya!!
You idiot I said the gas pedal
Where did that come from??
But officer!!
The travel agency never said anything about this??
Got Tylenol
If those are bumps, imagine what the hills look like!!
Flaps up,MIke
The exlplorers driving about on mother nature took a sharp tumble off her breasts
Well there’s got to be someway to ferry people to the annual obecity gala
“Uh sir, does this mean that I don’t get my Class B qualification?”
I dunno, sounded good…
Fade to Black…
“I told you a car can do Endos”
Here is a pic of an Endo…
Ah… In Europe those are ´Stoppies`… Did my best one between two rows of cars on my YZF750… The rear shock wasn´t happy with me at all…
Hi michaelvk as soon as my CB125 (don’t laugh) is back on the road i’ll give that a go…
ADRENALIN IS BROWN AND RUNS IN YER JEANS (GENES) LoL…gregers
Hey, I used to have a CM250… Rather humble beginnings. Killed itself by welding its own clutchplates together… But hey, if you sharpen up the front brake a tad (maybe stick a master cilinder of a larger bike on the front brake) you should be sorted…
Ron,
Like I said in my earlier post this thread…
Back brake first, then front brake…
Don’t put those bran muffins on the dash board(handlebars)…
Thats why we call them donor-cycles down here. [;)][:p]
Mike
“Hey. Hold my beer and watch THIS!”
time to go on a diet
Yep. it’s an alloy block. In the 50’s Buick designed an aloy V8, didn’t like/want it & sold it to Rover, who used it in all sorts of vehicles.
I recall hearing the block was used for the new generation of so-called compact cars in the States…
Did someone say endo?!
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