"Looks like a PBY Podunk to me: 
“Who said anything about beaching gear?”
Hey, what happened to the runway?
Always leave on a high tide not a low one!
Ensign, this is an AMPHIBIOUS AIRCRAFT not an SUV!!!
Brian [C):-)]
I swear Skipper the water was there when we started to land!!! Honest!!!
Not as versatile as a Hummer on the ground, but not as big and ugly either.
“Gentlemen, boarding will commence shortly, please be patient. We are currently waiting for the next incoming tide, which, as I understand, is on its way. Thank you for flying with us, and have a good day.”
This will be tricky ladies and gentleman, Dumbo is going to try to stand on his head.
“Bow your head for the man’s prayer…”