Chuck Norris got the virus. After 2 weeks of agonizing pain, the virus died.
Just think about the potential ‘baby boom’ at the end of the year, early next year. In the mid-2030s they will have a generation of their own…Quaran-Teens!
Wait… aren’t people supposed to be at home WORKING? What’s that? OK never mind.
I volunteered to stay at the office to watch for looters while working in a nice, quiet, pet/kid free, air conditioned environment. Someone’s gotta make the sacrifice.
Funny I just yesterday while out practicing our " social distancing"…had to get my truck washed, in about 9mos or so we may have another worldwide problem…THE GREAT HUGGIES SHORTAGE OF 2021!!
Don’t laugh Armornut, that shortage might come sooner than you expect. I just came back from Wally-Mart during my lunch break to get my cat some kan food, and the shelves are looking crazy bare. But the pet supplies are fully stocked. WTH, nobody’s thinking of Fido? Don’t forget your pets’ needs everybody.
I’m prepared!
Real G my second observation, pet food was abundant, kitty litter is getting alittle sketchy…maybe cause cat parents see the potential of the litter box…but ya what about the pooches or kitties?
LOVE!!! The Cone of Shame…LOL Iam forever playing with my goatee and mustache. LOL I should put one on and go into town just for fun!!! HILARIOUS.
Since I’m retired, I’m home modeling 
My wife is a lactation consultant [ok boys, go ask your mother what that is!], this is what is circulating among her workgroup texts
https://news.yahoo.com/women-making-coronavirus-face-masks-121100018.html
In the US, those would cover the entire face.
I thought about the furry kids and bought an extra month of food and chews.
Funny stuff there guys!!!
I noticed the local convenience store now has Tootsie-Pop scented hand sanitizer.
On what planet is this a good idea!?!?
- I use Tootsie-Pop hand sanitizer.
2). My hands now smell like chocolate.
3). Since my hands smell like chocolate I lick my fingers.
4). I come down with every disease in the world… [:XX]
I posted this on another topic but it seems most appropriate here!
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What do you call a blind doe?
No eye deer, anybody?
A friend sent me some funnies.
We were told there was a ship arriving tonight with a shipment of paper towels and T.P. As soon as it docks they will off-load it and get it to us.
Can’t wait for the Edmond Fitzgerald to arrive.
Whose Fitz kit?
Yeah;
Same here,Who’s Fitz Kit?