A New Year's Eve Carol

General Discussion FSM Ready Room
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Mad Magazine’s A New Year’s Eve Carol
(to the tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”)

Well you’d better watch out
You’d better not try
Traveling about, I’m telling you why:
Sodden clods are painting
The town.

They’re wrecking the bars,
They’re starting street fights,
They’re having one of their naughtiest nights
Sodden clods are painting
The town.

Blithe New Year’s drivers pickled
In alcoholic brine
Will gaily bounce off walls and trees
To strains of “Auld Lang Syne”.

So you’d better stay home
And drink your own rye,
You’re crazy to roam
It’s obvious why:
Sodden clods are painting
The town.

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Here is a link to a youtube rendition of an Alfred E. Neuman classic “It’s a Gas!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J-LvMxKvFY

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Ahhhh! The post-holiday depression elixir !!!

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That which doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, even as
exponentially increases our health insurance premiums.

New Year’s Resolution: I will not sphroxify gullible
people into looking up nonexistent words in Wikipedia.

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Now wait a minute. According to Merriam-Webster’s collegiate dictionary, the word ‘gullible’ is no longer a ‘real’ word. Look it up and see for yourself.

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Yes, but I said “Wikipedia”, not Merriam-Webster !!! [:D]