A New Tool! Well for some of us maybe!

Tools, Techniques, and Reference Materials Tools
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Hi; This is a tongue in Cheek post about a Tool.

This tool is so versatile you can darned well change the world with it. It is as sharp as a razor and as dull as a stone! It can propel whole movements of Models through the work area! It can also keep the area confused and sloppy. It can slice, dice, and give you 5,000 H.P. when you need it. It does NOT have padded handles( Well maybe for some?) and it is portable.

This Tool is mostly Gauranteed for life. But some folks refuse to use it to the max. No it does NOT have an on and off switch either(No safety devices here. Oh , by the way it has been found by the state of California, as dangerous to use) It can create problems where there none, and solve many of them too. It can react to B.S. as if it is the truth never knowing the difference. It does have a standby mode and I think most folks leave it in Neutral anyway.

You can have yours today, Just send anyone who you truly trust, All your money from now on and let them lead You and the Tool around by the nose. Oh, I have never said what the Tool is have I ? It’s the 7 pounds of Greyish Pink matter between your ears, I think they call it a BRAIN!

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And here I thought you were talking about duct tape, the handyman’s friend… [;)]

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Yep, I got it!

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Hi Greg:

That’s a whole nuther Topic! Maybe? You want me to write the total uses found for Duct tape. There are thousands you know? From Clothes to Tools If it can be formed and used Duct Tape can do it. I know of someone that actually managed to make a Muzzle loading Pistol that worked out of one. It was a one Shot deal though!

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Hi Don’ A little laugh.

A neighbor boy and girl went swimming in the neighbor next door’s pool. While they were eating a snack the girl says to the Boy " Hey!" Yer brain’s leaking out" He had water running out of an ear when he tilted his head!

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NASA used it to help save Apollo 13, and even to repair a lunar rover. That’s good enough for me![:D]

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Oh Yeah, on that, Greg.

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A member of my building’s strata council recently suggested that we use “duck tape” – not “duct tape” – for a temporary repair while waiting for our handyman to arrive. That’s Quackers!

Bob

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You are being very charitable by assuming that every one has one of those brains, I know of some people who act like they do not have nothing between their ears, like some politicians…

Joe